Jackson was being poo and not doing any work.

Jackson was being poo and not doing any work.

My lecturer is tired of people not coming to lectures so his notes are just pictures. I don’t like him at all.

My lecturer is tired of people not coming to lectures so his notes are just pictures. I don’t like him at all.

I was meant to go out tonight and I got all dressed up and went to pre drinks but didn’t drink but I didn’t feel like drinking again and now I’m back in bed watching TV and about to finish my crossword

I applied for a job at a pharmacy and I had an interview with the pharmacist and now two weeks later I’m having an interview with the owner. I was told to come and see him between 11 and 3 so I came just past 11 so I can go back to Wollongong and go to uni but I was asked by a woman at the pharmacy to wait 5-10 minutes for him and I waited like 30 and then she said come back in another 30 minutes and I’m so annoyed. I’m missing two lectures for this and this is just crap.

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath

(Source: woodywombpecker, via late90sbritneyspears)

I had an exam tonight, an assignment due and an exam tomorrow afternoon and an exam on Saturday.

Someone asked me to sign something about stopping mining and it was really awkward because she wouldn’t let me go and I finally told her that I was studying mining engineering and it was just bad

I’m so nervous for my mine visit today. My heart is racing. I’m not sure if it’s because I’m excited or because I’ll be spending the next 7 hours with people who don’t like me because I’m not a part of their university.

I was afraid there wouldn’t be any parking and now I’ve got to sit in my car for another hour waiting until I can be within the accepted range of early…

I forgot all about Father’s Day. I suck.

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

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shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

(Source: notalwaysright.com, via mattsdebate)

I have a new microwave and I’m really excited because I’ve been using an old one that had an analog dial and I’m so excited that this one had buttons and I don’t have to time things in my phone anymore

I burnt my chips and set the smoke alarm off :(

I got excited because I got paid but then I realised that I may as well have no money since I don’t have my atm card and banks don’t open on weekends… Great.