I bought purple carrots because they looked cool. They are more expensive and less tasty. I’m a bit disappointed.

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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One of my wisdom teeth are coming through and it feels weird and I don’t like it 

I just ate so much and I can’t even go into a food coma because I won’t be going home for another three hours :(

I just got a high credit for an assignment i handed in two days late (I didn’t realise how long it would take me to hand write it). I don’t feel so bad about this subject anymore. 

I had a horrible wxam and now I’m drunk. I live Oktoberfest

spinsterprivilege:

stunningpicture:

Penguins on Phillip Island wear hand-knitted sweaters as part of their oil spill rehabilitation.

omg the penguin books sweater

spinsterprivilege:

stunningpicture:

Penguins on Phillip Island wear hand-knitted sweaters as part of their oil spill rehabilitation.

omg the penguin books sweater

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I got colour matched today and my new foundation sneaks so damn good I want everyone to smell my face.

We’re told at work that if we take any time off between November-December that we’re going to lose our shifts and it’s really, really annoying because I know it’ll happen and there are all these things that I want to do in December and I know I can’t do because I don’t want to lose the rest of my shifts

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I have an exam a week for the next 7 weeks. And then work is will pick up like crazy as soon as I finish my exams so I’m not gonna get to have any fun until Christmas is over.

I have a kilo of play-doh. Be jealous

I have a kilo of play-doh. Be jealous

I went to book tickets for field day but the website wouldn’t load and then when I went to buy the tickets it wouldn’t accept my name so I had to call up westpac and get them to unblock my card. 

Jackson’s only exam for the whole entire session is an online exam that he can do at any time in the first week of the exam block. This is not fair

A customer let me pat her sausage dog yesterday and today I saw another one and I got way too excited