We bought laser tag and a bucket of peanut m&ms. We’re mature

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via rosiecheeks-x)

My brain has reached a very unhelpful point and I’m not sure how I’m going to be able to remember all this information for my exam tomorrow. 

makaeru:

jeromeyromeyromeyromeyrome:

Australians get so confused during winter half of the population looks like they have 6 layers on and are ready to hibernate at any given moment the other half is wearing shorts and singlets saying “it’s not even that cold mate” every ten seconds

The best part is that these halves share the same space.

(via blunk182)

My car has been playing up so Duane switched cars with me tonight so he can get mine fixed and wow his car feels amazing. I was pretty scared driving it though because it’s pretty much brand new. And it’s so much higher than what I’m used to. It’s nice being tall…

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlvr, via rubee)

I did a load of washing and I didn’t check any of the pockets because I don’t use tissues but Jackson does and now there is tissue lint all through that load and I’m not happy.

My calculator broke and now I’m very sad

Sad

I’m trying to lodge my tax return but things aren’t working. Why does this have to be so damn hard?

I was running late for work today and I got every red light on the way and then I was pulled over for random breath testing which took forever because that’s just my luck. But at least I now know I can open the store in 6 minutes which is always good to know I guess.

Last night I was in bed and asleep by 8:30. Next week I’m going to a fancy dress 21st as a librarian. I’ve stopped drinking and I don’t wear red lipstick anymore.

I didn’t realise how boring I’d become until I told these things to a 50something year old woman I work with and she laughed at me and called me a loser. 

I have a to-do list on my whiteboard and I came home to find this on it. I’m feeling a lot happier now

I have a to-do list on my whiteboard and I came home to find this on it. I’m feeling a lot happier now

Work was poo. My till was $20 short. I am not looking forward to uni tomorrow. 

Work was poo. My till was $20 short. I am not looking forward to uni tomorrow.